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Online dating is great fun, but still instigates a maze of awkward messaging, sweaty palms and racing hearts as you start to talk to a potential date.
It’s worse for guys, because they are expected to send the messages, while the girls sit back and watch the number in their inbox tot up.
" "You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out." "YOU. NOW." "Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia? Read the first word again." "Be unique and different, say yes." "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Because I’d love to meat you." "No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes." "Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? " "If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you." "Are you African? " "If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them." "If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Because you're a frican babe." "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? " "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity" "Is your name Earl Grey?
” Then you could go into a little detail about who wrote your profile.
Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks." "What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?
I know a great place that does *insert food she included in her likes and dislikes section here.* Example: You want to show this girl that you’re funny.
When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match isn’t enough!
You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an interesting conversation.
The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line.